This is no joke!
This virus will take over every room of your house in the form of flyers, magazines, dog toys, dog beds, crates, dog food, and Dachshund art.
You will begin to avoid anyone who doesn't have a dog and try to convert anyone who doesn't know Dachshunds.
You have seriously considered a second mortgage to take advantage of dog supply sales, or even worse, cute doggy clothes.
Depression will set in immediately after adopting out your last puppy. Your own Dachshunds will worry about you. There is no cure.
Thankfully there are groups where you can talk to others that have been infected and who will understand you. With any luck they will also know of a really good sale on dog food and cute outfits!
The Dachshund Virus is also known as Dachsaholic.